| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2815 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2169 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
mc.jawir.fun
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1897 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4004 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5470 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 990 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9370 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 599 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2658 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1393 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7820 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3783 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3033 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2921 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2676 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 73 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7364 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 947 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4273 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2679 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7693 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8216 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2379 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5239 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1699 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3925 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
