| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8514 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 3752 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Play.RivalNetwork.net
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9369 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7990 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Crops Grown: | 6888 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4480 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 3251 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3638 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9253 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 95716 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3135 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1981 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8568 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 169 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4311 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Magic Items Found: | 2230 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4011 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 162 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6012 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9865 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 482 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2924 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9602 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 160 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3860 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8807 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 9994 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6154 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 131 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
