Risnox Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	New Chunks Explored:	302038
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

RISNOX TOWNY Version: 1.19.4

Claim your land, progress from humble beginnings and create your home. Create outposts, towns, why not even a nation when you’re at it? Join alliances, create a trading or tourist empire. The imagination is yours, everything (almost) is possible, the only one to choose how you play is you.

Risnox is a minecraft server made by and for the community. Every voice is heard and thanks to the players input, we are able to constantly improve the server with your ideas and suggestions. Do you want to be a part of a small community of dedicated and casual players from all over the world? Everyone is welcome to inhabit Risnox, and we can guarantee you will be welcomed with open arms.

» Custom World » Quests Custom mobs » Jobs » Economy system » Custom PvP system » Custom Events » McMMO » Playershops » Black market » Auctions » Dynamic map » In-game rankups » Leaderboards » Daily free rewards » Marriages » Unique expanded fishing » Cosmetics » Custom Resource world

IP: play.risnox.eu Discord: http://discord.risnox.eu/ Forum: https://forum.risnox.eu/ Store: http://store.risnox.eu/

play.risnox.eu

FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, FrontierSMP, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

FrontierSMP Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description: FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures.
Towny: A key focal point to the server, promoting and enhancing the Towny experience.
Economy: Balanced economy with no crazy numbers.
Custom Items: Unique loot system with textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor.
PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins to enjoy.
No Pay To Win: We do not support pay to win features.

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Bedrock Crossplay Enabled with port 19132 for Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is there a town system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has Towny as a key feature to enhance the gameplay experience.

Q: Is the economy balanced on the server?

A: Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to avoid extreme numbers in player balances.

Q: Can players build at spawn?

A: Yes, players can build at spawn to create shops, rail networks, or any desired structures to drive community interaction.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	8939
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Emeralds Found:	2245
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	93	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Animals Bred:	159
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mines Excavated:	2366
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7894
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	933522	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	132
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Votes:	7086	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Towns Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8828	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2981	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	189	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!