Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Crops Grown: 7415 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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