Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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