Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
Enchantments Applied: 204 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY