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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP Stoner

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and bonuses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and rewards!

Join us for the “Ordeal Call III: Neo-Primate Succession War, Archetype Inception” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for the chance to win amazing prizes like 5 Golden Apples, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, and even a Beast Footprint! Plus, don’t miss out on our “BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience! ~ Dubai Strikes Back” event where you can win 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples just for logging in!

But that’s not all – we also have the “Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign” where you can clear main quests at AP 0 and receive 6 Golden Apples and 600 Mana Prisms! And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our “Archetype Inception Part 2 PU Summon” where you can summon powerful Servants like Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri and Alter Ego Kingprotea!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest events and rewards you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even walk away with a Rare Prism or a Crystallized Lore – the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cosmalverse

Bosses, crafting recipes, custom spells, Custom world, Dungeons, Leveling system, PvE, Roleplay, Some related tags that are not part of the Cosmalverse Minecraft server could be: MMORPG, Survival, Unique Biomes, Unique Mobs

Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Crops Grown:	1471
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	205
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

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Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9347
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DumbGeniusMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	693585	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	1823

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1