Rip Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Raw, RIP, rip ass, rip his ass, SmackDown, smp, Sports Entertainment, tag team, world wrestling federation, wrestling, wrestling fans, wrestling humor, wrestling jokes, wrestling legends, wrestling match, wrestling memes, wwe

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’re here to rip ass on the world wrestling federation! Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and of course, some literal ass ripping (just kidding… maybe).

Our server is filled with hilarious characters, insane builds, and non-stop action. From wrestling matches in the ring to building giant statues of our favorite wrestlers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are just as obsessed with wrestling as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness someone actually rip their ass (again, just kidding… we think)?

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft journey, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for any unexpected ass ripping).

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Orphanage Escape Minecraft Server

abusive orphanage, adoption, apartment living, birthday celebration, childhood trauma, Escape, family dynamics, Family Support, Happy Ending, hope for the future, Life Changes, Minecraft, new beginnings, new family, new opportunities, orphanage, overcoming adversity, personal growth, positive outlook, resilience, rich family, second chance, Server, sisterly love.

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your abusive orphanage past and join a world of endless fun and adventure! Our server is run by a rich lady who will shower you with diamonds and gold as soon as you log in.

Not only will you have a new little sister to play with, but you’ll also have the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and leave your old life behind – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Crops Grown:	7618
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Haitian BVLLS Shartcel Seethe Minecraft SMP

anger, BVLLs, culture, discrimination, Frustration, Haiti, Haitian, Haitian BVLLS, INEQUALITY, injustice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, misconceptions, Oppression, prejudice, racism, seethe, Shartcel, shartcels, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WeddingBellsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend’s wedding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, friendship, Honesty, loyalty, perspective, relationship drama, Self Respect, self-care, social events, Support, Trust, uncomfortable situations, wedding invitation, WeddingBellsGoneWrong

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.

Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.

So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, bouillon cubes, BouillonCraft, climate change, community support, development aid, food assistance, food innovation, food insecurity, Fortified, global health, Humanitarian Aid, Hunger, international aid, malnutrition, micronutrients, Minecraft, nutrition, poverty alleviation, public health, Server, sustainable solutions

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3383	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HezbollahBeeperCraft

Beeper Operation, Communication, Conflict, extremism, global threat, hezbollah, HezbollahBeeperCraft, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Journalism, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, new details, News, nytimes, Reports, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can bee a part of an epic adventure? well, this server is the place to bee! we got more drama than a beehive, more action than a swarm of angry bees, and more fun than a bee party!

join us and u can be part of the epic tale of the hezbollah beeper operation. we got spies, secret codes, and beeping beepers galore. u’ll be on the edge of ur seat as u navigate through the treacherous world of espionage and intrigue.

plus, we got the best bee-themed builds u’ve ever seen. from giant beehives to buzzing bee farms, this server is a bee-lover’s dream come true. so come join us and bee a part of something truly buzz-worthy. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science

2020 election, climate change, Covid-19, Crafty, debate, Environment, harris, Harris and Trump, Healthcare, presidential debate, research funding, Science, science discussion, science in debate, science policy, Scientific literacy, STEM Education, trump, US Election, US election debate, us politics

so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!

our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.

plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6531	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CupidMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Beta Daily Keyalls Events Giveaways Free to Play Ranks FlyTime PVP Redstone Economy Vanilla Skyblock Creative Minigames Roleplay Modded Factions Skywars Pixelmon Prison, Vanilla

CupidMC is a Survival Server that is currently in Beta! We offer so many cool things such as Daily Keyalls, Events, Giveaways, Free To Play Ranks, Giveaways, FlyTime, and Much more to come soon!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PublicEvo Minecraft server

banner, May 14 2023, Minecraft, No Donations, no privates, no wipe, Old Days, ONLINE, pleasant time, PublicEvo, rules, Server, server description, Vanilla Gameplay, version 1.5.2, welcome

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Welcome! This server is dedicated to version 1.5.2, to remember the old days. The server strives to convey vanilla gameplay. There are no privates, but this does not mean that you can break the rules. Also, there are no donations. There will never be a wipe. The server has been operating since May 14, 2023. We wish you a pleasant time on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	8162	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Snoy’s Existential Crisis Minecraft SMP

conscience, Crisis, Ethics, Existential, Guilt, Minecraft, moral dilemma, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-deception, Self-examination, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, smp, snoys

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total chaos zone! We have players who build giant toilets instead of houses, and others who ride pigs into battle like knights of the round table.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of sneaky players who only communicate in pig Latin. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving riddles written in emojis.

So if you’re ready to throw all sense of normalcy out the window and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “how can snoys live with themselves?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	178
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6596
Towns Built:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	611529	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.