OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
New Chunks Explored: 490282 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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