Join us if you want to witness English speakers trying to communicate in Minecraft chat like “OMG, I found a creeper, LOL” or “BRB, gotta go mine some obsidian, TTYL.” It’s a hilarious mess that you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also known for hosting epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players ride chickens through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes. And let’s not forget about our legendary TNT cannon battles, where chaos reigns supreme and explosions are the name of the game.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?
Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.
But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.
So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?
Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, but make sure to always inform your husband before embarking on any quests. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun and bring snacks for everyone!
Forget about creepy friends who don’t understand the importance of letting your partner know your every move. Here, we support healthy relationships and making sure no one gets lost in a ditch while exploring the virtual world.
So come on, join our server and show Amy that checking in with your husband is not only normal, it’s essential for a happy and safe gaming experience. Plus, who wouldn’t want a friend who brings snacks and always has your back? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together!
Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.
Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.
So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!
Ever wondered what happened to the person who took your Minecraft virginity? Well, on our server, they’re probably building a castle made entirely out of obsidian and diamond blocks, just to flex on everyone else. And who knows, maybe you’ll run into them and have a hilarious reunion!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!
not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.
if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!
| Server Features |
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| /sethome |
| /spawn |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| world border of 128K |
SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins.
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Question | Answer |
| Can I set multiple homes? | Yes, you can set multiple homes using the /sethome command. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | As long as you follow our simple rules, you are free to build without limitations. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | No, we do not allow PvP on our server to promote a friendly and cooperative gameplay environment. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on the server! |
– Divegrass team: We have a team of players who are so skilled, they can play Minecraft underwater while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. It’s like soccer, but with more drowning!
– Former Tsunderia Members: We’ve got a whole crew of ex-Tsunderia members who are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft. From a stinky NEET fox to a golden-voiced mayor, our server is full of characters you won’t find anywhere else.
– Insomniac head popper and music dork: Ever seen someone pop their head off in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Plus, this player is a total music dork, so get ready for some sick beats while you mine and craft.
– Itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag: Who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a spider mom? She’s got eight legs and a heart of gold, ready to take on any adventure with her retro hag vibes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and epic gameplay of your life!