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Players: |
106/400 |
Votes: |
376 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: |
20 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
15 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
0 |
Buildings Constructed: |
12 |
so, like, u know how them climate protesters be all like “save the planet” and stuff? well, they went and closed off the whole dang Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam! can u believe it? anyway, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. so come on down and join the fun! who needs real life when u got a minecraft server this lit?