so, like, u know how them climate protesters be all like “save the planet” and stuff? well, they went and closed off the whole dang Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam! can u believe it? anyway, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. so come on down and join the fun! who needs real life when u got a minecraft server this lit?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Mines Excavated: 1127 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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