| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4330 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Tube Server 1.16.4
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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5840 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7925 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8178 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5693 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3730 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 363 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3824 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2841 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 756 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5207 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6605 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3417 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Votes: | 8517 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 672 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 833 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 168 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8155 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2765 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 593125 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2286 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7350 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2313 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
