RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
New Chunks Explored:	605228	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Items Found:	4837	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	8451

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1367
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	22	New Chunks Explored:	867493
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2809	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Dragon Eggs Found:	6716	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	62
Villages Defended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ores Mined:	4770	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Players:	101/900	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Votes:	2535	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3