Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!

Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!

So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Animals Bred: 44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 5296
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY