Rich and Aprils survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	7137	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ores Mined:	5109	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Votes:	7495
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	163	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2992	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Items Found:	7221	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	54	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Love Letters Sent:	3
Emeralds Found:	5615	Dimension Hops:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!