Ribcraft: Where building blocks meet BBQ jokes! Dig in and let the laughs sizzle on our server!

anatomy, bbq, blocks, body part, building, confusion, conundrum, Dig, doubt, Enigma, Food, funny, humor, inquiry, investigation, JOKE, jokes, laughs, Meet, Mystery, Questioning, Repetition, Rib, Ribcraft, Riddle, Server, Sizzle, skepticism, uncertainty

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? If you win, you get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! But if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin! And remember, it’s not just a rib, it’s a whole feast of fun!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	269	Ores Mined:	9966
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1907
Crops Grown:	9543	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3629
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4202
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5738	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	9819

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	3396
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Animals Bred:	138
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	8578	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2127
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1592
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	69
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1514
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!