Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Farms Harvested: 633
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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