RHC – Really Hardcore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	230
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	965900
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8089	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	95
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7539
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Towns Built:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7952

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6746
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2