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| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 198 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
