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| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7381 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 226 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6808 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.
But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 141 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!
Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1162 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
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| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
