RewriteThisMatch_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Items Found:	7767
Enchantments Applied:	206	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Animals Bred:	168	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2825	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	8307	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7685
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	119
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs

50 years, ACCUSATION, anniversary, controversy, Country, Democracy, denounces, elon musk, Event, Franco anniversary event, FrancoHateXOwner50Yrs, Government, historical event, inciting hatred, leadership, PM Pedro Sánchez, Politics, return to democracy, spain, Spanish, Speech, X owner

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez be talkin bout it at sum Franco anniversary event. he be all like “Elon Musk, u r incitin hatred wit dis server” but u know wat? he just jelly cuz he can’t handle da epicness of dis server.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafty Cancer Crushers

active lifestyle, Cancer, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer risk reduction, cancer survival, Crafty, Crushers, disease prevention, exercise benefits., exercise frequency, exercise routine, fitness regimen, health benefits, health outcomes, healthy lifestyle, Longevity, Physical fitness, physical health, Preventive medicine., Regular physical activity

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz like, if u play on it u gonna be like super healthy and stuff. like, u know how exercise is good for u and all that? well, on this server, if u play for just 60 minutes a week, ur chances of like, not dying from cancer go down by like, 47% or something.

so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️

+18, application, Client modpack, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, setup, Shops, smp, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21.4
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (64 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

PixelCraft Network 1.21.3

1.21.3, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Network, pixelcraft, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, Vtuber gaming, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, Vtubers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into the crazy world of Vtubers and Retro Games on this Minecraft server? We got all the links you need to connect with the coolest Chuubas and even join the Divegrass Team! Plus, we have a Lumi ARG that will blow your mind!

Neighbor-No-Entry Minecraft Server

alcohol, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Cornered, Drugs, Fuel, Guilt, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, NeighborNoEntry, Neighbour, problem solving, refusal, Server, stress, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly knocking on your door asking for money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for good!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?

So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	5042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Alien Abductions:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mines Excavated:	2864