RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8694	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4733	Animals Bred:	75
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8680
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Potions Brewed:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Endless Night Skies:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Farms Harvested:	665	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	4951
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Animals Bred:	91

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!