RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	46
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	4734	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Emeralds Found:	806	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magic Items Found:	5054	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8094
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.