come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Magic Items Found: 4104 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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