RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TooMuchMinecraftSMP

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Diamonds? Nope. XP? Nah. The answer is DRAMA, baby! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayals, alliances, and epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your friendships).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry empire so vast that even Colonel Sanders would be jealous. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge his rule? The choice is yours, but be warned – crossing him may result in a chicken army descending upon your base in retaliation.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama riding a pig into battle while a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party? Don’t miss out on the chaos, the laughter, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and prepare for the ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelPleasure: The Compliment Crafter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to receive the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard after a successful mining session. From “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world!” to “Your crafting abilities make my heart skip a beat,” you’ll never know what strange praise you’ll get next.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting complimented by a creeper for your explosive personality!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JaffaTerrorMC Server

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lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is your boredom! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than a barrel of creepers!

get ready to be blown away by our insane builds, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

we have a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. you’ll never be bored with us, unless you count the time we all got stuck in a pit of quicksand and had to dig our way out with our bare hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why our server is the bomb, literally, because one time someone accidentally set off a TNT explosion that wiped out half the map. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ores Mined:	4694
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MissileMayhemCraft

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hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got 102 missiles fired from Iran towards Israel! yea u heard that right, we got all the action and drama u need in ur minecraft life. join now and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction, or maybe even launch ur own missile attack! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchantments Applied:	278
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Theater Nerd High School Squad

A-list actors, Acting, acting career, Celebrities, Childhood hobbies, drama club, Fame, HIGH, high school, Hollywood stars, Nerd, passion for theater, popular kids, rugged actors, School, school memories, squad, stage performers, success, talented performers, teenage dreams, teenage years, Theater, theater nerds, thespians

so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. why should you join? well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

first off, our server is run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert minecraft players. they will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

secondly, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where all the mobs from the game come to dance and let loose. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting a move on the dance floor.

thirdly, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control all the chickens in the game.

and finally, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows the most epic and hilarious players to enter. so if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wild world, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	290	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Toxic Fungus Bird Nests – Ant Defense

Animal Behavior, Ant, ant deterrent, ant predation, attacking ants, bird, bird behavior, Bird nests, Defense, defense mechanism, ecological interaction, entomology, fungal protection, fungal symbiosis, fungus, insect repellent, Mycology, natural defense, nest construction, nest protection, nests, symbiotic relationship, TOXIC, toxic defense, toxic fungus, wildlife behavior

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where bird nests are made out of toxic fungus to keep those pesky ants away! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick treehouse, when suddenly an army of ants comes marching in. But wait, your bird nest made of toxic fungus swoops in like a superhero and saves the day! Plus, the toxic fungus gives your base a rad, otherworldly vibe. So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9630
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Feel the Vibes in Minecraft Server: Aged 18+ and Whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Vibe Time Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Server Age	4 months
Focus	Social and creative aspects
World Reset	No plans for future reset
Economy	Diamond based
Events	Regular events with rewards

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Vibe Time Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the server by filling out an application on our Discord server here or by adding Nonectwi on Discord.

Q: What makes Vibe Time different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Vibe Time is focused on building a strong community and emphasizing social and creative aspects of Minecraft. We have no plans for world resets and offer unique events and rewards for players.

Q: What is the economy like on Vibe Time?

A: The economy is diamond based and we plan to create a shopping district near spawn in the future.

Q: Are there any special features on Vibe Time?

A: We plan to implement a system that allows players to exceed the maximum enchantments on their gear through vanilla means, such as grinding.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1645	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Missiles Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Defense, explosions, foreign affairs, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, Missiles, News, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Video, War

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a missile hitting its target? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, we promise). Hear explosions? Check. Feel the adrenaline rush of dodging missiles? Check. Join now for a gaming experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mines Excavated:	2032
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP – /psg/ – Project SEKAI General

Airi, Crypton Future Media, Dream Stage, Ena, English version, event stories, FAQ, general, hatsune miku, Korea, Leo/need, LIMITED, Minecraft, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nene, Nightcord de., Original Characters, Project, project sekai, psg, Pure, rhythm game, rin, Rui, sega, SEKAI, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, Shiho, smp, taiwan, Talent Blooms, Toya, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Wonderlands × Showtime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our 4th Anniversary edition of Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku Minecraft SMP!

Experience the thrill of rhythm gaming while building your own virtual Vocaloid world. Collaborate with the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton and a cast of original characters to create the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Put Your Heart Into It! Dream Stage,” will boost your Pure attributes and give you the chance to recruit members like Shiho, Airi, Toya, Nene, and Ena. And don’t miss out on our insane gachas, including Talent Blooms and Bloom Fes with limited edition characters like Rui and Rin.

Join now and dive into translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, Wonderlands × Showtime, and Nightcord de. Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same once you step into the colorful world of Project SEKAI! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, child support, Eviction, eviction consequences, eviction process, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial situation, housing situation, landlord responsibilities, Minecraft, property ownership, rental agreement, rental income, rental property, rental property investment, rental property management, rental property market, renters, Server, tenant issues, tenant rights

Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can evict anyone you want without any consequences!

Join us and build your own detached garage with an apartment over it, just like in the story above. You can even offer free rent to your ex’s stepkids or half siblings, or kick them out whenever you feel like it.

Experience the thrill of virtual eviction without any guilt! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let the eviction party begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4290
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

Apology, bride, college, family drama, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Jealousy, ongoing issue, passive aggressive, Pure, red wedding dress, sibling rivalry, sister, Tension, Virgin, VIRGINITY, VirginRedDressJealousAITA, white dress

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ConspiracyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in the wildest conspiracy theories out there! From secret villages of talking cows to hidden portals to the Nether in every player’s backyard, you never know what crazy conspiracy will pop up next. Join us if you dare and see if you can uncover the truth behind it all!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blockhead Realization

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Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	204
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1904	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Crops Grown:	1745
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8599

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cool Roofs Save Lives

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.