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QuebecBankCraft: US Link Reboot

bankers, Canada, Decision making, Economy, finance, Government, international relations, Investment Banks, Link, Links, Meeting, morning, North America, Politics, PREMIER, Province, québec, QuebecBankCraft, Reboot, rethink, summons, Trade, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Towns Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, you gotta join cuz the Quebec Premier, like, summoned all the bankers and investment banks this morning, right? and they were all, like, “we gotta rethink our links with the United States, man.”

and, like, on this server, we’re all about rethinking stuff, ya know? we’re all about, like, building crazy cool stuff and, like, creating a whole new world where anything is possible.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild ride and, like, rethink your whole Minecraft experience, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. trust me.

Quantum Tornadoes Minecraft Server

discovery, Minecraft, phenomena, Phenomenon, Physicists, quanta magazine, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum dynamics, Quantum Field, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum systems, quantum theory, research, Science, Server, Supersolid, Tornadoes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
New Chunks Explored:	626507	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

lol u ever seen a quantum tornado in minecraft? well on our server u can!! come join us and witness the epicness of quantum tornadoes twirling in a ‘supersolid’ world. u won’t believe ur eyes as u navigate through this crazy dimension filled with mind-bending physics and insane storms. join us now and experience the madness for urself!! #minecraftmadness #quantumtornadoes #supersolidrealm

Pixel Questers 1.21.3

1.21.3, bad movies, Character development, controversial content, Diversity in media, ethical boundaries, forbidden attraction, guilty pleasure, inappropriate thoughts, LGBTQ Representation, main characters, Media consumption, moral conflict, pedophilia, personal reflection, PIXEL, problematic desires, questers, Sexualization, social commentary, societal norms, taboo subjects, trans representation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, forget about all those boring servers with the same old stuff, this one is lit AF! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, they have the most epic trans representation you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Like, who even knew that was a thing? But it is, and it’s freaking awesome. So, if you want to be part of a server that’s breaking boundaries and making you question reality, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LesbianDefenderMC

Airport, Angry, ANNOYED, bathroom, cleaning guy, Defending, German, hidden, ironic, lesbian couple, LesbianDefenderMC, Lgbt, MAKE UP, pissed, Shocked, short hair, tired, Tone, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with airport bathroom drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where cleaning guys don’t harass you for putting on makeup! Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, you never know when you might need to stand up to a virtual bully and save the day like a true hero. Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like our airport bathroom encounter!

ForbiddenFlicker Minecraft SMP

Forbidden, forbidden arousal, forbidden fruit, forbidden lust, forbidden passion, ForbiddenFlicker, guilty pleasure, guilty turn-on, hidden fetish, illicit attraction, inappropriate, Minecraft, off limits, secret desire, secret turn-on, smp, taboo, taboo excitement, taboo fantasy, Unconventional, unconventional desire, unconventional stimulation, unconventional turn-on

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchantments Applied:	76
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, seriously, it’s so lit!

And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party. I heard the creepers are amazing dancers and the zombies make killer cocktails. Plus, the skeletons are surprisingly good DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake, and a giant rainbow slide that leads straight to a pool of melted cheese. It’s like a dream come true, I swear.

So if you’re into weird stuff that shouldn’t turn you on but totally does, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMedicareCrafts

American education system, American healthcare, American social security, CraftyMedicareCrafts, education debate, education system, government programs, healthcare debate, healthcare policy, healthcare system, public education system, public services, retirement benefits, social safety net, social security, social security debate, socialized education, socialized medicine, socialized pensions, universal healthcare

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the best parties in town.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Want to build a house out of chocolate blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a gummy bear into battle? You got it! And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why creepers explode when you get too close. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you’re just the player to do it!

StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffs

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Votes:	7079
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

Haltfire 1.21.x server minecraft

1.21.X, application, Community, Content Creator, Cozy company, Datapacks, Discord, enthusiasts, Half-wield gameplay, Haltfire, high quality, Minecraft, Participation, Plugins, Private, Safe atmosphere, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Welcome to Haltfire – a private half -wire server where season 1 begins!This server was created for streamers, YouTubers and everyone who appreciates a high -quality game in a cozy company. We offer:

Half -wield gameplay with carefully selected plugins and datapaps, which expand the capabilities of Minecraft, without departing from its original spirit.

A private community where each player is selected to create a comfortable and safe atmosphere for everyone.

Unique game capabilities that allow you to prove yourself as a content creator or just enjoy a game with other enthusiasts.

Join our Discord to find out more about the server and send an application for participation.Haltfire is waiting for you!

https://discord.gg/t4ey7bmea2

haltfire.mspt.xyz

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	7808
New Chunks Explored:	331224	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	2913
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	138	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4