so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Items Found: 3843
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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