Reunion SMP: Where families come together…to fight over resources and build elaborate monuments!

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Features
IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner	Go_ing
Admin	Foxy75, Splooshie
Moderator	Nix_Quinn_Dem

FAQs:

What is the server IP?

The server IP is reunionsmp.com.

Are there any special features on this server?

Community Decided Features
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

What items can be sold at the server market?

Players can only sell diamonds on the server market, which sell for $100 each. Players can create shops at spawn to sell items to other players using this money.

What are the server ranks and their benefits?

The server ranks provide cosmetic benefits only and help in covering server costs. More information can be found on the webstore or by using the command /ranks on the server.

Who are the current server staff members?

The current server staff members are:

Owner – Go_ing
Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie
Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	3217
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	211	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyBunnyLand

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Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5053
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

#youtube, alike, Community, discussion, froot, Gamers, geega, haruka, henya, Hime, kson, kuro, LIVESTREAMS, LolCraft, Mata, mel, Memelords, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, twitch, Ultimate, virtual youtubers, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	2328	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2843
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	635	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnimeCraft: Because Minecraft and anime go together like creepers and explosions!

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Are you tired of boring, mainstream anime servers? Are you looking for something truly expressionistic and unique? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the FLCL of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.

Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Purrrfectly Crafted Catnip Kingdom

adorable, animal play, Anime, Boys, cat boys, cat ears, cat lovers, Cat-tail, Catnip, COSPLAY, crafted, cute, FANTASY, Feline, Kawaii, Kingdom, Manga, meow, neko boys, pet play, Purrrfectly, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is filled with post cat boys! That’s right, adorable cat boys running around, building, and causing mischief.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the wealth you could accumulate with a flock of these feathered friends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? That’s right, pigs soaring through the air like majestic bacon-filled balloons.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6946
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyRomanian’s Block Party: Where neighbors unite to mine, build, and troll in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Romanian neighbor that everyone is talking about. Rumor has it, they have superpowers and can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wrist. Join now for the chance to witness this mystical being in action! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Romanian neighbor on your side?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HoloCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist going viral!

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Are you tired of all the hololive memes taking over your feed? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we only meme about nijisanji! That’s right, say goodbye to all those pesky hololive references and hello to Eliramama, Ennamama, and so much more ridiculousness.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a giant statue of your favorite nijisanji VTuber? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next nijisanji meme legend.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mario Twins Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to jump into a whole new world of madness with Mario Twins! Why should you join? Because our server is run by a pair of twin Italian plumbers who are always getting into wacky adventures. One time, they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant pizza and had to fend off hungry creepers with spaghetti noodles!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy power-ups like invincibility mushrooms and flying turtle shells. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether realm where you can boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Twins today and get ready for a wild ride through the Mushroom Kingdom like you’ve never seen before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	69	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers and Diamonds Collide!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game. Little did they know, this portal led to a dimension where everything was on fire and giant creepers roamed the land. But instead of running away like sane people, they decided to stay and build a thriving community in this apocalyptic world.

Now, our server is known for its insane challenges and crazy events. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigs to racing against time to find the rarest diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did I mention the lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us. But remember, on this server, we’re all gonna fucking die… of laughter!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	5531
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!