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BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Star Shards Collected:	76
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8469	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	9034	New Chunks Explored:	552232
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	2172
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	102
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	566309	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Zombie Dances:	3

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Animals Bred:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	48487
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Players:	101/700	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mines Excavated:	3951
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7