RetroWeasel | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	708	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3078	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Towns Built:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9764
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	8501	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mines Excavated:	2018	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8357
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Star Shards Collected:	229	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	6

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	504202
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	584	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8378	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2