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PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6335	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ores Mined:	7726	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	273	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Emeralds Found:	7851
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2473	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4867
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Emeralds Found:	7155
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	157	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4321	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

Players:	108/900	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2