RetroVerse

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	392563	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

New Minecraft Servers

🚀 BRAND NEW!! RetroVerse – A Mature Server for you to chill after college/work.

a server where adulting meets Minecraft! Perfect for unwinding after work or studies, RetroVerse offers a mature, relaxed space for all you grown-ups out there who still love a good Minecraft session.

🌟 What’s Cooking in RetroVerse?🌟

🛋️ Just Chill: Kick back and play at your own pace. A place where you don’t feel the compulsion to play 24/7 just cause a random kid with no life decided to speedrun the entire game.

🎉 Bi-Weekly Events : Epic events every other week to spice things up! So you’re never consumed by bored / run out of things to do.

👌 Simply vanillla : No stupid claim plugin or any game changing "QOL" datapacks, just vanilla!

🙌 Your Voice Matters: Our server is entirely community Driven! You should get to decide what you can/can’t do in your time , not some random admin dude .

🤝 A Trust-Based Community: Inspired by Hermitcraft, we value honesty and integrity.

🔞 Made for adults : We’re primarily 18+ but anyone who deems themselves worthy/mature through their solid application is welcome

🐦‍⬛ Not a crowded Mess: only 5-10 active players at any given time , (apart from rush times )

🖥️ Top-Tier Server Specs:

🔥 Powerhouse CPU: Ryzen 9 7950X

💾 Massive RAM: 32GB DDR5

🔒 Constant Off-Site Backups: Never loose your progress!

🛡️ DDoS Protection: As less downtime as humanly possible!

(These are basically the best specs money can buy for a minecraft server, all to say that you will never have to watch your pets move in a slideshow / aka lag)

What we expect from you.

Have fun, Be mature, Don’t cause unnecessary Drama

💬 Why You’ll Love RetroVerse:

this is a server where you’re not just a player – you’re part of a community. Where your ideas shape the world, your builds are secure, and where every logout leaves you excited for your next login. RetroVerse is more than just a server; it’s a community where memories are made, friendships are forged, and the fun never ends.

How do i join?

(make sure to read around BEFORE! submitting the application , or we’d know otherwise)Discord : https://discord.gg/sbTEMSq57N

(you have to submit an application, yes i know they can be scary but its far simpler than you might think. but do note that all low effort applications are instantly denied)

if you need any help feel free to reach out to me ( Retro_Sapien) on discord, i’ll be happy to help ya 😃

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Towns Built:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7788
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Votes:	3188	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	298	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crops Grown:	7062	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	823
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Votes:	9568	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	157	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Emeralds Found:	3388
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Emeralds Found:	4278	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3088	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!