RetroVerse

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	110	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

New Minecraft Servers

🚀 BRAND NEW!! RetroVerse – A Mature Server for you to chill after college/work.

a server where adulting meets Minecraft! Perfect for unwinding after work or studies, RetroVerse offers a mature, relaxed space for all you grown-ups out there who still love a good Minecraft session.

🌟 What’s Cooking in RetroVerse?🌟

🛋️ Just Chill: Kick back and play at your own pace. A place where you don’t feel the compulsion to play 24/7 just cause a random kid with no life decided to speedrun the entire game.

🎉 Bi-Weekly Events : Epic events every other week to spice things up! So you’re never consumed by bored / run out of things to do.

👌 Simply vanillla : No stupid claim plugin or any game changing “QOL” datapacks, just vanilla!

🙌 Your Voice Matters: Our server is entirely community Driven! You should get to decide what you can/can’t do in your time , not some random admin dude .

🤝 A Trust-Based Community: Inspired by Hermitcraft, we value honesty and integrity.

🔞 Made for adults : We’re primarily 18+ but anyone who deems themselves worthy/mature through their solid application is welcome

🐦‍⬛ Not a crowded Mess: only 5-10 active players at any given time , (apart from rush times )

🖥️ Top-Tier Server Specs:

🔥 Powerhouse CPU: Ryzen 9 7950X

💾 Massive RAM: 32GB DDR5

🔒 Constant Off-Site Backups: Never loose your progress!

🛡️ DDoS Protection: As less downtime as humanly possible!

(These are basically the best specs money can buy for a minecraft server, all to say that you will never have to watch your pets move in a slideshow / aka lag)

What we expect from you.

Have fun, Be mature, Don’t cause unnecessary Drama

💬 Why You’ll Love RetroVerse:

this is a server where you’re not just a player – you’re part of a community. Where your ideas shape the world, your builds are secure, and where every logout leaves you excited for your next login. RetroVerse is more than just a server; it’s a community where memories are made, friendships are forged, and the fun never ends.

How do i join?

(make sure to read around BEFORE! submitting the application , or we’d know otherwise)Discord : https://discord.gg/sbTEMSq57N

(you have to submit an application, yes i know they can be scary but its far simpler than you might think. but do note that all low effort applications are instantly denied)

if you need any help feel free to reach out to me ( Retro_Sapien) on discord, i’ll be happy to help ya 😃

Sigma Wealth Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, abundance mindset, Empire, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial growth, financial independence, financial mindset, Financial Success, high net worth, investing goals, luxury lifestyle, millionaire habits, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, millionaire success, money goals, money mindset, sigma, success mindset, wealth, wealth building, wealthy mindset

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya – on this server, you can get so freakin’ rich that you’ll be able to laugh off losing 10K USD like it’s no big deal! That’s right, we’re talkin’ about #sigmalifegoals up in here! So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and start stackin’ them virtual riches like there’s no tomorrow! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that Minecraft SMP

Bright, christmas, christmas eve, DECEMBER, Festive, foggy, holiday, jolly, MAGICAL, Merry, Minecraft, north pole, red nose, reindeer, reindeer games, rudolph, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, santa, Sleigh, Sleigh Bells, smp, WASNT, Winter

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas eve – shining bright and leading the way to epic adventures!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

HateWordCraft

10. Words that bug, 11. Phrases that grate, 12. Language annoyances, 13. Words that grate, 14. Phrases that grate, 15. Language pet hates, 16. Words that irritate, 17. Phrases that annoy, 18. Language irritations, 19. Words that frustrate, 2. Irritating words, 20. Phrases that frustrate., 3. Annoying phrases, 4. Language pet peeves, 5. Words that annoy, 6. Phrases that bother, 7. Words that grate, 8. Phrases that irk, 9. Language dislikes, HateWordCraft, pet peeve

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and guarded by a giant spider wearing a top hat? Or the time when a group of players banded together to defeat a dragon that was terrorizing the land, only to discover that the dragon was actually just a misunderstood llama in disguise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you happen to come across a talking cow or a dancing sheep, just go with it – anything is possible on our server!

Chilly Brain Boost Server

Boost, Brain, brain damage, brain function, brain health, brain injury, brain models, brain recovery, brain therapy, brain trauma, brain treatment, chilly, hypothermic treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, mild hypothermia, neurological recovery, neurology, neuronal recovery, neuroscience, oxygen-deprived brain, research, Server, therapeutic hypothermia

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

so like, on this server, we have like, this crazy thing where if your character gets too cold, they actually get smarter! like, they start building the most epic structures and coming up with the wildest redstone contraptions. it’s like, the ultimate brain boost, bro. join us and become a genius builder in no time! who needs warmth when you can have big brain energy, amirite?

War For Veridonia Modded

add-ons, Aplocks Project Walker, Discord, DnbjUxNsvX, Hikers freind, invite, Minecraft bedrock, Modded, Modern Combat, Multiplayer Waypoint system, Realms, simple structures, Veridonia, War, WARFARE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	894	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	74	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	763980	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

War For Veridonia Minecraft Server

War For Veridonia is a modern combat Warfare with add-ons for minecraft bedrock.

Add-Ons:

Add-On	Description
Aplocks Project Walker	An add-on for improved combat
Multiplayer Waypoint System	Allows players to set waypoints for multiplayer
Hikers Friend	A companion add-on for exploring
More Simple Structures	Additional structures in the game

Come check us out!

Join our Discord server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server compatible with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, it is compatible with Minecraft Bedrock edition.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there regular events or tournaments on the server?	Yes, we frequently host events and tournaments for players to participate in.

Realm of Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, addictive gameplay, anime style, character collection, collectible items, digital entertainment, Echoes, escape reality, fantasy worlds, gacha games, Gaming, Gaming Community, I LOVE GACHA, IM NOT PLAY AAA NO MORE, immersive experience, in-app purchases, mobile games, online gaming, Realm, role playing games, time consuming, virtual worlds

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	121
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like gacha? Do you like it so much that you wanna live in a gacha world? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a gacha-themed paradise where you can collect all the pixelated goodies your heart desires.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual wonderland, stumbling upon gacha machines at every turn. But wait, there’s more! Not only can you collect gacha items, but you can also battle other players in epic gacha battles. It’s like Pokemon meets Minecraft meets pure chaos.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you log in, you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing gacha characters. It’s like a musical extravaganza every time you play. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the gacha madness begin!

Regret Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Biz, btc, csgo skins, Drinking, financial regrets, long tail tags, Minecraft, misery porn, Old, post, regret, smp, SPENDING, tags, thinking, Thread, tonight

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of making terrible financial decisions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can make equally terrible decisions in a virtual world! Forget about spending money on useless things like csgo skins, join us and spend your virtual currency on pixelated pickaxes and diamond armor instead! Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have virtual riches in our crazy world? Plus, we have a secret underground casino where you can gamble away all your virtual earnings for a chance to win even more virtual riches! So come join us and make some questionable financial decisions that you won’t regret… until you do.

SassySibsMC

autism, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, IRRITATING, overstimulation, personal space, Respect, SassySibsMC, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, social situations, stress, triggers, Understanding, violence

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands personal space boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no one will mess with your hair or give you bunny ears without your consent!

Join us and experience a world where hitting someone’s hand away is not only acceptable but encouraged when they invade your space bubble. Our server is perfect for those who need a break from overstimulation and overwhelming family gatherings.

And don’t worry, if anyone tries to make jokes about your autism, we have a special “no tolerance for jerks” policy. So come on over and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where hitting your brother’s arm is not only justified but celebrated. Join now and let the fun begin!

HighwayHavocCraft

41 killed, Brazil, Condolences, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Heartbreaking, highway accident, HighwayHavocCraft, investigation, mourning, national, nearly 20 years, News, road safety, traffic collision, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims, WORST

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny!

our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Avant Wars

Avant, base building, contributors, Economy, Factions, ftb chunks, Grinding, Guns, Modded, Modpack, nukes, PvP, smp, Staff, Teams, Teleport, Wars

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchantments Applied:	161	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Avant Wars Minecraft Server

Server Address	15.235.115.187:33297
Join Our Discord	Discord

Version: 1.21.1

Natural Driven Economy meaning you trade in neutral territory with people and risk it all.

Create Teams and claim your own chunks

Set homes, create complex and fortified bases and choose your allies carefully

24/7 Server ran on a powerful dedicated server

Random Teleport: By doing /rtp you can choose to randomly teleport throughout the world.

Avant Wars is a brand new server looking to set its foot in place in terms of Modded Faction Wars. We are offering a modern theme with Nukes, Guns, and plenty more so please come join us! We are looking for Staff, Contributors, and more. The Project is currently WIP but the Server is 24/7 Running and some players have already started playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is running 24/7 on a dedicated server.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on version 1.21.1
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules are outlined in the Discord server and players are expected to follow them.
How can I join a team on the server?	You can create your own team and claim chunks of land, or join an existing team.

Forbidden Echoes 1.21.2

1.21.2, Echoes, Forbidden, illegal speech, long tail tags, This is, violent

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	4161	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7841
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground on steroids!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, but instead of boring old castles, you can create a whole freakin’ galaxy!

And get this, you can battle with other players using epic weapons and armor, like laser swords and rocket launchers!

But wait, there’s more! You can even tame dragons and ride them into battle while blasting dubstep music!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this crazy pixelated universe together!

The Most Unrealistic Thing About Minecraft SMP Long Night Was That Alys…

adaptation, Alys Karstark, Alys.., armor, battle, challenge, Character, costume, Drama, Epic, FANTASY, fit, game of thrones, Long, long night, Medieval, Minecraft, night, series, SIZE, smp, strength, Survival, television, unrealistic, warrior

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional dragon sighting (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a ninja and Karen the Creeper who’s always causing chaos. And let’s not forget about the time we had a Karaoke Night in the Nether and accidentally summoned a demon DJ – good times!

So why join our SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where players ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters in the sky, and have dance parties with Endermen? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep in the jungle, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited tacos – trust us, it’s worth it.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, if you see Alys Karstark in armor, just go with it – anything is possible in our world.

ToyDumpsterFireCraft

celebration, Charity, christmas, DAUGHTER, disagreement, donation, emotional, family, Gifts, Giving, learning, Mother, parenting, positive experience, sister, teaching, ToyDumpsterFireCraft, Toys, tradition, Upset, VALUES

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values generosity and teaching valuable life lessons? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to donate their in-game items to those in need. Just like how one player’s daughter donated her toys to a daycare, you too can make a difference in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family drama just like in the story above. Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual relatives about parenting choices while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew virtual family gatherings could be so intense?

So come on, join our server and show off your generosity while also dealing with virtual family drama. It’s a win-win situation!

RealityCraft: Life’s a Blocky Adventure

Adulthood, adulting, Adventure, blocky, facing reality, facing the truth, growing up, hard truths, harsh reality, harsh truths, learning the hard way, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life’s lessons, Lifes, reality bites, reality check, RealityCraft, tough lessons, wisdom gained

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9230	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of the harsh reality of adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only harsh reality you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those pesky adult responsibilities. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and escape reality with us!

MarketAttack Minecraft Server

blame game, Crisis, extremism, Government, intelligence failure, investigation, Justice, market attack, MarketAttack, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negligence, Prevention, radicalization, Saudi Arabia, Saudis, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, warnings ignored

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.

oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?

and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.

so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?