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TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	6810
Ores Mined:	9178	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	4652
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	7778	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7606
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Votes:	637
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1467	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3883
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2780	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Emeralds Found:	8018	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3