RetroThreadsRevived | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Star Shards Collected:	79	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Farms Harvested:	861
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Star Shards Collected:	151
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	640

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3982	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	163
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1246
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3967	Enchantments Applied:	280
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	2717	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	65	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!