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Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5804

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1736	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	8086
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchantments Applied:	299	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Emeralds Found:	8716
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ores Mined:	5843	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

BlockyIranExeCraze2024

BlockyIranExeCraze2024, Capital Punishment, death penalty, executions, gender equality, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, iran, iran executions, Iranian government, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political news, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2