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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6818
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mines Excavated:	2684	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Votes:	9909	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	156
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	2213	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Buildings Constructed:	24
Runes Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1406	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	2282	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	9283
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	7953	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Votes:	6853
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	1524	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	6062	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2