RetroRegretCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	4818	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	5014	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4707	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	3793
Dragon Eggs Found:	7210	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ores Mined:	3007
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Votes:	5367	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	2801

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	154	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5757
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4517	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	4310

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Towns Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5000	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3