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Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most absolutely absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! If you’re still pondering the names of yesteryears that have been buried under the weight of time, then beware, because this place is a treasure trove of outrageous tales and absolutely ludicrous reasons to join our wacky community!

  1. Creeper Disco Parties: Forget your typical boring enderman encounters! Join us for weekly Creeper Disco Parties where every explosion is choreographed to the beat of the most epic 8-bit remixes you can imagine. Residents say it’s like attending a concert, but if you dance too hard, you might end up with a “bangin’” good time!

  2. Zombie Gladiators: Ever dreamt of watching zombies fight each other in gladiatorial arenas while you munch on popcorn made from exploding tnt? Welcome to our Zombie Gladiator Championship, where the fiercest undead warriors battle it out for the ultimate title: Lord of the Rotting Realm. Don’t forget to place your bets on which zombie gets blasted into the crowd!

  3. The Great Bedrock Bake-Off: Do you believe you can out-bake a skeleton chef? Join our bi-monthly Great Bedrock Bake-Off, where participants compete to create the most gourmet meals out of the most outrageous materials (yes, that includes blocky “sandwiches”). Rumor has it the winner gets to keep a golden spatula said to have belonged to a legendary pig!

  4. Giant Villager Pranks: Participate in the Great Villager Prank Wars, where unsuspecting villagers become the butt of outrageous jokes. Ever seen a giant villager wearing diamond armor and juggling emeralds? Neither have we, but that’s the goal! Will you get voted the ultimate prankster, or will the village rise up against you? Only one way to find out!

  5. Time-Traveling Sheep: Join forces with our infamous time-traveling sheep that’ll take you on epic quests through the ages of Minecraft – because who needs normal gameplay when you can be hip-hopping through history? Expect to mine with pharaohs, party with pirates, and have tea with the Queen of England… or rather, her pixelated counterpart!

  6. Ender Dragon Karaoke: Get your karaoke skills ready because our Ender Dragon has an astonishing talent for hitting those high notes (though, we can’t promise they won’t destroy half the world doing so). Join us for the karaoke nights where the only thing more chaotic than the dragon’s rendition of “Let It Go” is the aftermath of the blocky audience!

So throw caution to the pixelated wind, and join us for the craziest, wildest, and most ludicrous adventures of your Minecraft career. Our community is waiting for you, and who knows, you might just find that you’re the hero we never knew we needed—provided you can survive the Giant Villager Comedy Tour!

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  • Campfire SMP No Resets 18+ Semi Vanilla

    Campfire SMP No Resets 18+ Semi Vanilla

    Campfire SMP is a whitelisted survival server for 18+ players that wants a long term world with no resets. It is made for a small community that actually sticks around and hangs out together.

    The server is semi vanilla and tries to keep the real survival feel. There is no /tpa and no /home so you travel the normal way. It runs on Purpur 1.21.11 and it has a few plugins and data packs that are mostly quality of life and admin stuff.

    People have already built up shared areas like a shopping district and a themed city shopping district. There are also nether highways plus an arena and mini games district. A lot of the community hangs out in voice chat while building or just talking.

    It is self hosted 24/7 in Las Vegas and the world border is 60k by 60k with plans to expand it on major updates. It also has a dynmap and tools like CoreProtect and Simple Voice Chat along with things like player heads mini blocks and custom armor stands.

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  • Laid-Back EU Survival With Custom Plugins

    Laid-Back EU Survival With Custom Plugins

    MinecraftOffline is a laid back EU server that is based in Finland so it is great for European players who want low latency.

    It runs on version 1.21.11 and the world is permanent with no resets so your builds can stay for the long run.

    The server uses custom written plugins to add unique gameplay experiences. It is also running on reasonable hardware so it should feel stable while you play.

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  • Join Fortirum on Crusalis Wars

    Join Fortirum on Crusalis Wars

    Fortirum is a group on Crusalis that is recruiting players who like building roleplay and pvp.

    They show up for really big war events with huge player counts and they also play on smaller servers too. They say they just got a win this season and you can join and try to climb the group hierarchy.

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  • OakGlow Survival No Shortcuts Semi Vanilla

    OakGlow Survival No Shortcuts Semi Vanilla

    OakGlow is a community driven Minecraft server that is all about true survival. It tries to keep the game feeling like normal Minecraft with no shortcuts.

    It is semi vanilla and does not add gameplay altering stuff. People play it the way it is meant to be played and just build and survive together.

    The server runs on 1.21.11 and uses custom plugins while still keeping the survival vibe.

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  • Chill 1.21.11 Modded SMP No Paywalls

    Chill 1.21.11 Modded SMP No Paywalls

    Apathesia is a friendly SMP on 1.21.11 that has been running for about 3 months. It is not cracked and it has a chill group of regular players but they want a few more people to join.

    It is modded but the mods are server sided so you do not need to download anything just to play. The server focuses on way better world generation and useful quality of life stuff and also proximity voice chat. Voice chat is optional but Java players need a download if they want to use it.

    The vibe is relaxed with no mtx and no gambling and no crate stuff. It also tries to avoid over moderation and keep things simple.

    There is also a new Stardew Valley sister server now.

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