RetroRealms | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lily Pad Kingdom 1.21.2

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bros and broettes, come join dis epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise and flex on all them other players with your mad building skills!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.

RingResale Minecraft Server

autism, cash exchange, Communication, Conversation, Disappointment, emotional attachment, family friend, forgotten gift, Guilt, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, mum’s ring, past relationships, Pawn Shop, remorse, Ring, RingResale, SELLING, sentimental value, Server, shock, sister

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as selling your mom’s ring without knowing it was hers? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. Just like the drama of selling a ring that turns out to belong to your own mom, you never know what twists and turns await you in our virtual world.

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and wacky community, you’ll never have a dull moment. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the thrill of our server?

So come on, join us and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, always double-check before selling any virtual or real-life items – you never know whose ring it might be!

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable, family dynamics, friend’s family, friend’s house, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate nickname, step mum, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable behavior, uncomfortable environment, uncomfortable family, uncomfortable family dynamics, uncomfortable family interactions, uncomfortable home, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable nickname, uncomfortable situation, uncomfortable situation with friend’s family, under 18

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t be called any inappropriate nicknames by your friend’s stepmom! We guarantee a nickname-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any uncomfortable encounters.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.

Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.

SelfLoveSMP

self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, SelfLoveSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.

But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.

MineCraftTears

augmented reality, crying, emotional, Emotional journey, experiential, immersive experiences, immersive theater, Impactful, Interactive, location-based, MineCraftTears, Moving, Powerful, Sensory, storytelling, Tears, tears of joy, Technology, transformative, unforgettable, virtual reality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy with our immersive location-based experiences!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village populated by talking cows who offer you quests to find their lost diamond-encrusted udder protectors. Or maybe you find yourself in a pixelated version of the Amazon rainforest, where you have to navigate through a maze of vines and poisonous plants to reach the treasure at the end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get us started on the giant flying pig races that happen every Sunday.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown (and maybe shed a tear or two from all the laughter).

Razor’s Edge: Crafty Mistakes

cognitive bias, complex systems, Crafty, data analysis, edge, empirical evidence, Hypothesis Testing, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Modeling, Occam’s razor, Ockham’s razor, parsimony, Razors, research methodology, Scientific community, Scientific method, scientific modeling, scientific research, scientific theories, scientists, Simplicity, statistical analysis

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

hey u! ya u! u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz we got the craziest, most epic server in alllllll of minecraft land!

imagine this: u log on and ur immediately greeted by a giant talking pig wearing a top hat. he takes u on a tour of the server, showing u all the insane builds and mini-games we got goin on. but wait, it gets better!

we have a secret underground lair where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on flying llamas. not to mention the diamond armor dispensers that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.

oh, and did i mention the disco party every friday night? we got DJs spinning sick beats and fireworks shooting off in every direction. it’s lit, fam.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for all new players? yeah, it’s that awesome.

Lords of Soot

1.16.5, AE2, agricraft, cold war, Create, Custom Modpack, Diplomacy, farmers delight, Geopolitical, Immersive Engineering, immersive vehicles, Lords, megaprojects, Mekanism, Modded, Nations, PvP, railroading, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Soot, terraforged, TesseractHosting, War, Xnet

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2

Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Survival
Framework	Nations/Semi-Anarchy with light geopolitical roleplay
Main Mods	Create, Immersive Engineering, Mekanism, Agricraft, Farmer’s Delight, Immersive Vehicles, Railroading, AE2, Xnet
Map	Generated by Terraforged, featuring tall mountain ranges, wide rivers, and scenic vistas

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How long has Lords Of Soot been running?

Lords Of Soot has been running for nearly five years.

2. What is the server IP?

The server IP is mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:23001

3. Can I download the modpack?

Yes, the modpack can be found on CurseForge here.

4. Is there a map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the server map on bluemap.

5. How can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server here.

Epic Block Adventures 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventures, BLOCK, Epic

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	4242
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna snooze? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a blocky paradise. Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let your inner crazy block builder run wild!

BabyShowerBounceOut

baby shower, BabyShowerBounceOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, Diversity, family, inclusion, leaving early, offensive comments, racism, relationships, Respect, sister, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, VALUES

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and family feuds! Just like Jenna and Lauren, you’ll experience intense moments that will leave you questioning your relationships. Build your own virtual baby shower and see if you can avoid making offensive comments and stereotypes like Lauren. Will you stand up for what’s right like Jenna, or will you stir up trouble like Lauren? Join now for a chance to navigate through awkward family gatherings and maybe even spark a virtual sibling rivalry!

CondimentCraft SMP

condiment, CondimentCraft, dinner table, flavor, Food, garlic, Herbs, hot sauce, ketchup, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onion, Pepper, Salsa, salt, Sauce, Seasoning, smp, soy sauce, spices, Sriracha, Vinegar

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a stack of golden apples. They were so OP that they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one punch! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, every player gets their own pet dragon that they can ride into battle. And every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, dropping rare loot for everyone to grab. It’s like a bacon-filled treasure hunt!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs ketchup or mustard when you can have a side of chaos with every meal? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftySocialTipz

advice, algorithm, Audience, Authenticity, branding, Community Building, Consistency, Content Creation, CraftySocialTipz, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, growth, internet, networking, online presence, Platform, social media, strategy, success, tip, VISIBILITY

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Votes:	2884

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about social media drama again! Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the real world and build your own empire. Need a break from all the online trolls and haters? Come join us and let your creativity run wild! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, that’s just between us 😉 So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there!

PalestinianCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, discrimination, education, foreign policy, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international students, Middle East conflict, PalestinianCraft2020, policy, Political, pro-Palestinian protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

so like, if you wanna avoid the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care about politics or visas or any of that nonsense. we just want to build cool stuff and have fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. trust me, you won’t find that on any other server. so come on over and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

Disappointed Peaceful Table

Communication, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, interpersonal skills., keeping the peace, Négotiation, Peaceful, Peacekeeping, problem solving, relationships, resolution, Table, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we got creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that breakdance.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky and unlimited cake for days. we have a secret underground base where llamas run the show and chickens ride around on pigs.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play hide and seek. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter. just remember, “keeping the peace” means somebody leaves the table with a side of disappointment.

Crafty Love Connection

bond strengthening, Clarity, Communication, Connection, Crafty, emotional intimacy, interpersonal connection, love, meaning in life, mutual understanding, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, sense-making, shared experiences, shared reality, study findings, trust building, uncertainty reduction, world around them

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mines Excavated:	4235
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	3562
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to feel like u in a romantic relationship with ur minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! this server is all about that shared reality, man. when u and ur fellow players have that mutual understanding, it’s like u completing each other’s sentences, but in minecraft.

u won’t feel uncertain about anything on this server, cuz we all in this together, building and crafting and laughing our way to victory. and let me tell u, when u log off, u gonna feel like u have more meaning in ur life. u gonna be like, “wow, i really did something today in that minecraft server. i am fulfilled.”

plus, the stories on this server are wild, man. like, one time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was insane, but also kinda beautiful in a weird way. u never know what u gonna find on this server, but u know it’s gonna be epic.

so come join us, and let’s create our own shared reality in the world of minecraft. together, we can conquer anything and everything. also, there’s free cake. who doesn’t love free cake?

What is the IP for VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA Minecraft Server?

Champions, EMEA, Minecraft, Server, Tour, VALORANT

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

The VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA is a premier esports tournament featuring the top teams from Europe, the Middle East, and Africa competing in Riot Games’ popular tactical first-person shooter game, VALORANT. The tournament provides a platform for teams to showcase their skills and compete for a spot in the global VALORANT Champions Tour. With high stakes and intense competition, the VALORANT Champions Tour EMEA is a must-watch event for esports fans around the world.

Players:	101/500	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2