Retronix | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SwipeLeft4Love Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Boundaries, breadcrumbing, commitment issues, dark truths, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ghosting, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, modern dating, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-care, smp, Superficiality, SwipeLeft4Love, toxic relationships, trust issues, watch out

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.

But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.

Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!

GovtGateCraft

Accountability, changes without oversight, checks and balances, Corruption, current administration, disbelief, distrust, employee lockout, government integrity, government oversight, GovtGateCraft, lack of investigators, Manipulation, non-government access, skepticism, transparency, Truth

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want?

BlockyCourt Minecraft Server

Accountability, BlockyCourt, Diplomacy, Executive Order, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, punitive measures, sanctions, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, War Crimes, White House

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4912	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	8978
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!

F16Craft: Dutch Defense Hub

Air Force, arms deal, Aviation, defence minister, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Dutch, eastern europe, european union, F-16 jets, F16Craft, fighter jets, geopolitical strategy, Hub, international relations, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military technology, nato, Netherlands, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Buildings Constructed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

lol imagine if ukraine got F-16 jets in minecraft server! join now for epic dogfights in the sky with ur friends. defence minister says it’s the best way to flex on ur enemies and show off ur pvp skills. ukraine gonna be the most powerful nation in the server, all thanks to those jets from netherlands. come join us and rule the skies!

Crafty Health Coach Land

America, Coach, cost of healthcare, Crafty, health, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare expenses, healthcare priorities, healthcare spending, healthcare system, human life, human value, income inequality, lack of care, Land, salary of a sports coach, societal priorities, societal values, sports coach salary, Sports Culture, sports industry, sports salaries

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	2756
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Emeralds Found:	3392
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc

Access, declining healthcare access, financial impact, government report, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, Investment, Nursing homes, patient deaths, patient safety, PixelPotion, private equity, private equity firms, quality of care, regulations, US health department

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”

apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!

who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals

Moldovaland

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Boxpvp Strategy Adventure Competition PvP Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Roleplay Economy Quests Exploration Building Parkour Hardcore Redstone Plugins Mods

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimension Hops:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Moldovaland – the supreme adventure in Minecraft!

Welcome to Moldovaland, the Minecraft server where the fun and the competition combine perfectly! We offer a captivating experience for all players, whether you are passionate about survival, you love the intense confrontations in Boxpvp, or you are looking for a more strategic style of play. In addition, we have many other modes and surprises that will make your time spent here unforgettable!

mc.MoldovaLand.net

CottageCore

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Cottagecore, Creative, Discord, Exploring, Gaming, java, Join, Lore, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist, world

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8599	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.4
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock and Java
Features	Lore creation, exploration, building, plugins
Contact	Discord: @bribedliver

FAQ

Can I join the server even if I’m a Bedrock player?

Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java players.

What kind of lore do you create on the server?

We create a variety of lore including fantasy, historical, and sci-fi themes.

Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server rules section for more details.

Can I build my own structures on the server?

Absolutely! Building is a key aspect of our server and we encourage players to unleash their creativity.

Mystic Realm 03 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Anthropomorphic, black fur, brown fur, Drama, FANTASY, Furry, japanese animation, long tail, Magic, Mystery, mystic, Realm, romance, shapeshifter, Supernatural, Taika no Risei, Taika no Risei 03, The Guy With Brown-Black Fur

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Farms Harvested:	838
Void Armor Forged:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a pig pen! Why? Well, because we got this dude with brown-black fur running around like a maniac, causing chaos and confusion everywhere he goes. It’s like having a walking carpet as your best bud in the game, how cool is that?

And get this, he’s not just any old furry creature, he’s got mad skills when it comes to building epic structures and surviving in the wild. You’ll never be bored with this guy around, trust me.

Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We’re all a bunch of crazies who love to have a good time and pull off some epic pranks on each other. It’s like a never-ending party that you don’t want to miss out on.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s raise some hell together with the guy with brown-black fur leading the way!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

academic honesty, academic integrity, anatomy, CheaterCraft, Cheating, competitive, Competitive advantage, Ethics, firm knowledge, Grades, high A, information overload, learning from mistakes, Minecraft, moral dilemma, morality, nurse ethics, nursing school, phone usage, Server, snitching, test cheating

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	297	Magic Items Found:	5579
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where people cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server, where we encourage cheating and phone use during exams!

Imagine a world where you can ace every test without even looking at a book – that’s the kind of nurse we want you to be! No need to worry about morals here, just focus on getting those high grades and securing your spot in nursing school.

Don’t be a snitch, be a winner on our server where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join now and show off your skills in anatomy – no studying required!

GrannyGriefMC

caregiving, emotional labor, family boundaries, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, family responsibilities, family stress, Family Support, Generational conflict, generational expectations, GrannyGriefMC, household chores, intergenerational tension, Resentment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and being treated like a servant in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a world where you’re the boss! No more whining grandmas or neglectful dads here, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about cooking for anyone but yourself. No more cleaning up after ungrateful family members or being forced to do all the household chores. Plus, you’ll never have to help anyone up the stairs unless you want to, because in Minecraft, everyone is responsible for their own mobility.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can be the hero of your own story. Who needs a soft spot for family members when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor instead? Don’t let real life slow you down economically or emotionally, come play on our server and let your imagination run wild.

NoMoreWorkMinecraftSMP

career development, career lessons, job attitudes, job challenges, job changes, job expectations, job lessons, job mindset, job mistakes, job reflections, job regrets, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, job values, NoMoreWorkMinecraftSMP, past job experience, Professional Growth, work ethics, work experience, work habits, workplace boundaries

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And then, like, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and started doing the Macarena. It was wild, man.

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a pet panda sanctuary, and a secret society of talking pigs who are actually really good at chess. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet slime named Bob who will follow you around and tell you jokes all day.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, that is.

ConfessCraft: TMI Edition

BETRAYAL, ConfessCraft, confession, confidential talks, dark confessions, dark secrets, Deep Conversations, disturbing confessions, Edition, emotional disclosures, hidden truths, intense conversations, intimate revelations, personal confessions, personal stories, private confessions, private conversations, Secrets, sensitive information, shocking confessions, shocking revelations, tmi, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players confess their most messed up secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us if you want to hear wild stories like someone admitting they once tried to ride a llama off a cliff thinking it would fly, or another player confessing they accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server!

Elon’s Propaganda Minecraft Server

billionaire, controversy, current events, Disinformation, elon musk, Elons, fake news, influencer, internet, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian media, Server, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, trending, viral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Star Shards Collected:	139
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

so u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got Elon Musk postin Russian media propaganda on da reg. like, can u even believe it? it’s like a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i promise u dat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in da blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dem creepers, dey be sneakin up on u when u least expect it. but hey, dat just adds to da excitement, amirite? so come on, join us on dis crazy journey through da land of Minecraft. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, dat’s for sure.

Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

#1, 000 days, adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, age, Boost, children, correlation, Development, early years, family, firstborn, firstborns, health, Impact, Life, likelihood, linked, Mental, mental health, Poor, Problems, research, Siblings, study

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endless Night Skies:	5

yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	1606