Minecraft Server 1.2.5
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8049 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 159 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.
Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.
And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.
not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.
so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.
Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.
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| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Welcome to Gotrix Network!
Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.
As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7575 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.
So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
