RetroFilm SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runes Activated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	560160	Secret Passages Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	4377
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	509265

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4978
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Void Gems Collected:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ores Mined:	2879
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows