RetroCraft: Where We Make ‘Em Better Than They Used To!

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Animals Bred:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	7621
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	2945

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Crops Grown:	2630
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8952
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7604	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	132	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	68	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6589	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6510	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Divine Spears Created:	23
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5