Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!
November 19, 2024
Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.