Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5119 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
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