RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mines Excavated:	4729
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	8470	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Emeralds Found:	9295	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2144
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Villages Defended:	13

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	7602
Buildings Constructed:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	164	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Farms Harvested:	116	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	515625
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9797
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Chimeras Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2922
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.