RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

70s, 80s, 90s, Childhood, city life, culture, Graffiti, Hip Hop, History, madness, Meet, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NYC, parents, past, Reminiscing, Retro, RetroCraft, Stories, Urban, urban decay, VIBES, vintage

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3080
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	394	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	165
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
New Chunks Explored:	422149	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Items Found:	1138	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	821	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magic Items Found:	5280
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	450	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ores Mined:	5427
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?