Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NecklaceNaziCraft

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Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

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If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DreamCraft: Reality Check

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Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Booze Busters

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Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Overgrowth MC

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Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3722
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BdayBlockBummer

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Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	570
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

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so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	119	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FatePvP

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FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blockmc Lifesteal

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!