RetixLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	193
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	6317	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	117	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3640	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Dimension Hops:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49