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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as financially irresponsible as my brother? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage spending all your diamonds on the fanciest houses and schools for your villagers.

We even have a special feature where you can liquidate all your in-game assets to buy a mansion in cash! Don’t worry about paying interest on a virtual mortgage, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special gift of 500k in-game currency to all new players, just because we’re generous like that. So come join us and live above your virtual means in the most outrageous town in Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

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Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Chinatubas on Bilibili Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and most hilarious adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chinatubas hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find them, so get ready to embark on the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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My Country Minecraft Server

Analysis, Country, critique, culture, Development, Diversity, Economy, Feedback, geography, global perspective, Government, History, Minecraft, national identity, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, society, Thoughts, tourism, Traditions

Oh, honey, forget about countries, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground society where pigs ride on flying chickens and diamonds rain from the sky! We have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese (yes, you read that right) and our moderators are actually wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. So, say goodbye to boring countries and hello to our wacky world of wonder!

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Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

Casual Gaming, casuals, challenge, competitive, Difficulty, Difficulty level, Entertainment, game design, game development, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Players, Random, skill, smp, strategy, twitch, twitch streaming, twitchwhores, Video Game (Industry), videogame, Whores

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

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Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Babanya Edition/999/ server! Join us and embark on epic adventures with Henya the Genius, the mastermind behind the VOMS Project. Explore the world with former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. But wait, there’s more! Encounter the enigmatic Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and dive into the Amano Pikamee Archive for some mind-blowing content. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!

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Big Rig Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.

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Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our latest update “Virtual Revenge”! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and sandwiches (yes, you read that right).

Embark on epic quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai” where you’ll uncover secrets, battle virtual foes, and maybe even find the best sandwich in the game. But beware, because in our world, sandwiches come a knockin’ and you better be ready to defend yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards like the ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you in our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate sandwich warrior in our virtual battlefield mayhem. See you there!

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KvadronCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, beautiful map, Cases, Economy, in-game currency, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vulture

Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Adol, AI translations, Crafty, Daybreak 2, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, guides, hajimari, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, president, saves, Server, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!

We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!

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The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

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Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

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